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DO YALL MIND IF I JUST SPIRAL OVER THE WAY KELLY CARESSES STELLAS FACE WHILE KISSING HER SO GENTLY 😭
#i’ve gone down a rabbit hole of looking at stellaride gifs#send help 😭#chicago fire#kelly severide#one chicago#stellaride#stella kidd#<3#pookie bears 🧸#pookies are married 🥹
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KELLY SEVERIDE LOVES HIS WIFE SO MUCH
#chicago fire#one chicago#stellaride#stella kidd#kelly severide#pookie bears 🧸#pookies are married 🥹#<3
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umemiya is such a sweet big brother type of character i feel he's a BIG family man so imagine the sort of thoughts that would be thunk when he sees his s/o taking care of the younger furin members/children in general.. 👉👈 could be both nsfw and sfw too hehe
eeeee an ume ask! tysm anon. of course, i live to provide for the ume girlies too. him being a huge family guy is making me sweat a lil. hoooooo- 🥹
thinking about being fresh into a relationship with ume and him… realizing some things way too soon.
𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 : breeding breeding BREEDING. breeder ballz ume. imagined sexual scenarios. general seggs.
NSFW under the cut. +18 stuff. MDNI, pookie. sowwie. you know the drill.
just like most nights, you and the Furin boys congregate to the Pothos Café.
also just like most nights, you find yourself standing over the first years’ table, playfully nagging at sakura for getting scratched up after you just patched him up good yesterday.
ume, being the absolute best boyfriend that he is, he doesn’t look on in jealousy. hell. he’s smiling so stupidly that hiragi spares him a glance and grins at him.
“take a picture it lasts longer,” hiragi teases, taking a sip from his black coffee, nudging ume out of his love induced stupor.
“can you blame me though? I mean, look at them,” he sighs wistfully, motioning to your table. hiragi follows his gaze.
you’re still there, fighting and giggling with a now red sakura, desperately trying to reach him to clean his wounds. it’s absolute chaos but seeing you getting along with the furin members and doting on them like your own siblings is only making ume fall for you even harder.
how his heart swoons at the thought of having you be a permanent fixture to his found family. how he wants to get married to you one day, to take care of a family of your own. “she’d be such a good mother to my kids,” he thinks. but before he realizes he was thinking out loud, he slowly turns to a smirking hiragi. “hm? say whatnow?” hiragi prods.
Pause.
‘she’d be such a good mother to my kids,’ he finally manages to think silently. he rotates that thought around in his mind like a puzzle, panicking inwardly. isn’t it a bit too soon to think of those things? right? I mean, you just got into a relationship with him after being friends for years — can’t be, right? to save face, he only chuckles, waving hiragi off with a limp hand.
“it’s a grown up thought. you wouldn’t get it.” he teases. but damn. just looking at you from across the café right now’s stirring a different type of feeling within him.
he finds you again in his thoughts that night in his room, your tight cunt is in the form of his fist. your name falling from his lips as he pumps on his length. his eyebrows are knit together so tightly, his eyes closed, imagining you laid out on his bed, pussy dripping with his cum. if he can’t have you the way he wants right now, he’ll just have to put his mind to work.
he hooks one of your legs over his shoulder as he slides in for the nth time that night in his thoughts, the wet squelch ever audible. he’s reaching you deeper in this position now, eager to shoot more of his load as close to your womb as possible — overload it, even. it spills, drips down onto his bedsheets but he doesn’t care.
“y-you’re gonna be such a great mother,” you hear him groan. you’re way too fucked out to respond while his eyes are raking down your naked form, breasts bouncing with every harsh thrust. sweaty and panting, you reach down to rub at your clit and he bites back a moan at the added sensation. you’re tightening up around him. his fat breeder balls slap against your ass. it’s fucking amazing how endless his stamina is. you can only let out a weak whimper in response.
some days, he makes love to you so gently in his mind, taking his sweet time to bring you the pleasure you so deserve. pressing gentle kisses along your legs, your belly, your chest.
but lately, he’s been wanting to fold you over and fuck you senselessly, fucking his cum deeper inside of you. it’s downright nasty, rough—but can you blame him?
he needs to fucking breed you.
“gonna fill you up, baby. gonna put a baby in ya-“ he reaches down to cup your cheek in his hand. you instinctively lean into his touch and he swears his heart skips a beat. “y’want that? all plump with our kid inside of you. gonna look even more beautiful-“ he chuckles, ramming harder into you. his grip tightens around your leg, a pattern of crescents litter your soft flesh as he keeps a steady grip using it as leverage to fuck deeper.
you feel a tight coil in your belly, wanting to cum again on his thick, thick breeder cock. your fingers fly to the sheets below you, gripping so desperately with your head buried into the pillow beside you. moans and screams muffled by the saliva-soaked material.
“that’s right, sweetheart. cum. cum with me. f-fuuugh-!” a groan leaves your boyfriend’s lips as he feverishly rubs at your clit, bringing you to cum with him. a mixture of his juices and yours dribble down his balls and down your thighs, soaking the mattress further.
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his toes curl and his back arches away from his bed as he pumps his cock desperately, your name escaping his lips unbidden in pants and whimpers. his cum squirts far, even reaching his cheek and his pillow.
“fuuuuck,” he whispers to himself, sitting up from his bed to wipe himself up, already dreading the clean up process.
but his doorknob turns with a gentle knock on his door.
you catch him looking like a deer in headlights, cock still in hand and cum smearing his uniform and cheek.
smirking, you step inside his room slowly, eyeing him down with a blush creeping up your neck.
“I’d be a ‘great mother’, huh?”
the door closes with a click behind you.
shit.
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a/n: 😮💨 gotta love me some desperate ume.
#windbreaker#wind breaker#windbreaker x reader#wind breaker x reader#windbreaker smut#wind breaker smut#hajime umemiya x reader#umemiya x reader#umemiya hajime x reader#umemiya smut#winbre smut#ume <3#bibi spicy asks#bibi spicy yaps#yummy yummy ume
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౨ৎ being hayden christensen’s controversially young gf
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user1 LMAO HAYDEN 😭
user2 she’s slaying… he’s there ig
user3 who is this diva 💜
haydenchristensen i told you not to post that!
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user4 mama a hayden behind you !
user5 i wanna be her so bad 💔
yourbestie had sm fun !! ( even though you brought the old man )
↳ user6 OLD MAN???
↳ user7 let him get up, let him get up
↳ yourusername ageism 💔
user8 HOW DOES IT FEEL TO LIVE MY DREAM
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haydenchristensen literally what does the caption mean?
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user1 wait how old is she?
↳ user2 22 !
↳ user1 isn’t he like 43?
↳ user3 and???
user4 do you guys need a third? ( PLEASE )
user5 is you look very closely you can see me drowning in the
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user3 HAND PLACEMENT HAND PLACEMENT HAND PLACEMENT
user4 gnawing at the bars of my enclosure
yourbestie i was literally with you too but okay
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↳ yourusername i did not come here to be bullied 😔
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user1 the hayden cake??? 😭😭
user2 can’t believe they are still together
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user4 doesn’t anyone find it weird that he is 20 years older than her?
↳ user5 no because he could be her dad
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user1 DID THEY JUST GET ENGAGED???
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user3 was so lovely meeting you and y/n this weekend 🫶🏻
user4 i miss you already 💔
user5 our anakin skywalker always
user6 ARE WE IGNORING THE PROPOSAL GUYS PLS
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౨ৎ this is so random but i had a burst of inspo after a really bad shift at work and i just wanna be hayden’s controversially young gf so bad 💔 23 years isn’t that bad guys 😔
#hopes fics !#hopesworlld#anakin skywalker#hayden christensen#hayden christensen x you#hayden christensen blurb#hayden christensen x reader#hayden christensen smut#anakin skywalker x you#anakin skywalker x reader#anakin skywalker smut#dilf hayden christensen#sugar daddy!hayden#anakin skywalker fanfiction#social media au
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lestappen x sargeant!reader
fc: sabrina carpenter
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user01 I BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE!
user02 AFTER 2829939383 YEARS WE FINALLY GOT AN ALBUM
oliviarodrigo i'm in love with you
yourinstagram let's get married
user03 i spy with my little eye max verstappen and charles leclerc in y/n's likes
user04 they're so me honestly. i'd be down bad to for y/n
logansargeant cover up some more
logansargeant jokes aside im proud of you
yourinstagram thanks i guess 🙄🙄
maxverstappen1 ��
logansargent no
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yourinstagram 🫶🫶
charles_leclerc ❤️❤️
logansargeant no
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yourinstagram 🫶🫶
user05 WE ALL SAW LOGANS REPLY RIGHT?!?!?!?
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yoursecondaccount me when im falling with two guys that vroom vroom in circles for living
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babyolivia TWO AT ONCE?!?!
yoursecondaccount THEY'RE BOTH CUTE OKAY?!?!
babyolivia ok yeah you're right... BUT STILL
graycoma GURL WHAT BOTH OF THEM?!?!
yoursecondaccount ITS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE IM SO DOWN BAD FOR THEM! i cant keep on with this "we are just friends and im one of the drivers sister" facade
graycoma go get that dicks gurl
troyetoy i cant keep defending you 😭😭😭
yoursecondaccount DONT LIE YOU'D BE ON YOUR KNEES IF A GUY TEXT YOU LIKE THAT
gracebrams VROOM VROOM GUYS?!??! THEMMM?!?!?
yoursecondaccount like what ariana grande said "yes, and?"
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user01 MADISON BEER X Y/N COLLAB WHEN?!?!?
madisonbeer 👀👀👀
yourinstagram 🍵🍵🍵
user02 charles max ya'll better start making a move before i make the move FOR YA'LL SAKE
user03 they are literally down bad for y/n
user04 honestly i think they'd the guys that goes down bad for a girl. like before y/n could ask something they're on it already
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user04 THEY FUCKING LIKED MY COMMENT?!?!
scuderiaferrari better in red in all honesty 🤷♀️
redbullracing i'd say dark blue
williamsracing and both of you are delusional
user05 NOT THE ADMINS 😭😭😭😭
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user01 VICIOUS?!?! HELLOOOO VICIOUSSS?!?!?
logansargeant I'm getting emptional 🥹 THATS MY SISTER EVERYBODY
yourinstagram I CANTR 😭😭 LOVE YOUU LOGAN!!!
user02 CRYING OVER BECAUSE I LIKED A BOY
user03 SO REALLL?!?!
taylorswift SO PROUD OF YOU 🫶🫶🫶
yourinstagram I LOVE YOU 🫶🫶🫶
oliviarodrigo who knew dating the same guy could get us this much success?
oliviarodrigo jokes aside CONGRATS MY LOVE
yourinstagram OLIVIA?!?!? thank you pookie
maxverstappen1 Congratulations y/n 💞💞
yourinstagram thank you maxie 🫶
user05 A NICKNAME?!?!?
charles_leclerc Congratulations belle 💞 you are absolutely talented
yourinstagram thank you so much cha 🫶
#fake instagram#social media au#instagram au#social media imagines#fake social media#f1 x reader#x reader#max verstappen x you#max verstappen imagines#max verstappen imagine#max verstappen x reader#max verstappen#charles leclerc x you#charles leclerc imagine#charles leclerc x reader#charles leclerc#lestappen#lestappen x reader#lestappen x you#f1 blurb#f1 x you#f1 smau#f1 social media au
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✧˖° the little moments - t.w. ✧˖°
pairing: female! driver x toto wolff
summary: after a few weeks of seeing the team principal, you can’t help but post a few snapshots. after all, if no one can tell who he is, it won’t hurt. right?
a/n: i caved. perhaps i will posting some social media au content. i think it really just helps give some visuals since the reader is active on social media! the face claims are from various pinterest photos!
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goldengirl: maybe i’ll just stay here. forever.
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goldengirlforever: RUE, WHEN WAS THIS⁉️
f1fanboy282: and i was just planning our wedding today. smh.
alex_albon: 🤯
lilymhe: you’re telling me this is how we find out???
alex_albon: don’t worry, i’ll get the deets in the paddock for you ASAP
goldengirlforever: alex u rlly slay for that 💅🏻
danielricciardo: oh! 😀
dannyricfanpage: oh shit
f1luvrgirl: wait so ur tellin’ me that isn’t daniel?
danielricciardo: nope! not me!
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goldengirl: y’all are really goin’ feral rn in these comments.
lilymhe: because you’ve never mentioned this mystery man before! 🙄🤚🏻
goldengirl: isn’t this that the sole purpose of a soft launch? 🙄🤚🏻
f1hoetillidie: the girlies are fightinnnn 🍿
lilymhe: i promise we aren’t!!! i love her sm!!! she’s my pookie bear 🫶🏻
alex_albon: @lilymhe i thought i was your pookie bear 😢
lilymhe: @alex_albon ofc you are bby 😽
mercedesgirl172: why does that second pic kind of look like toto wolff….
totoslut: no because you’re right. i know my man & that rlly does look like him.
lewishamiltonfan9282: WAIT—
f1fan1989: they do follow each other…
hastalavistababy: and he liked the post…
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goldengirl added a posted to her story!
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goldengirl: and i will follow you into the dark
vettel08: wait a damn minute 🤨
smootheoperator: HELLO⁉️ mercedes liked the post⁉️
f1fanatic: there are rumors she’s signing with mercedes for 2025 and replacing lewis
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totoswife6272: ISN’T THIS MAN HAPPILY MARRIED? HOW MANY CHAPTERS DID WE MISS?
smoothoperator: fr i need susie to comment on all of this nonsense cause wtf
f1fangirly01: ummm.. he has kids too..
totoswife6272: now we def need susie to make a statement cause wtf
hastalavistababy: bruh someone needs to get this shit to the fia. surely that’s not ok.
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lilymhe: you guys are adorable!!! i wish ppl would just mind their business and be happy for you.
goldengirl: they don’t even know who this man is and they’re threatening to end my career lmfao
lilymhe: gotta love your fans! :’)
goldengirlforever: you guys are so cute!!! and to the rest of you… JAIL! 👹
justaninchident: toto literally just posted his wife & kids a few minutes ago. these ppl are reachinggggg
goldengirlforever: right!!! they’re just jealous or something!
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danielricciardo: as long as you’re happy 🫠
birdsofafeather: oh daniel :(
landonorris: don’t worry danny baby, you still have me <3
landostan4life: LANDO PLS—
alex_albon: when do i get to meet said mystery man? 🤨
goldengirl: one day, i promise
lilymhe: as long as i get to meet him before alex!!
goldengirl: hehehehe okie :)
williamsracing: we would also like to meet this mystery man!! @goldengirl you should bring him to the paddock one day! 👏🏻
alexandrasaintmleux: my heart!!! 🥹
#alkaline: social media au#alkaline: female driver! x toto wolff#toto wolff#toto wolff x reader#f1#formula 1#formula one#f1 x reader#formula one x reader#formula 1 x reader#toto wolff x you#f1 fanfiction#formula one fanfiction
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Star’s girl II.
/Drew Starkey x fem!reade
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ENGLISH ISN’T MY FIRST LANGUAGE
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madelyncline it should be me touching you
yourusername @/madelyncline I was imagining it was you dw bbg😘
madelyncline @/yourusername as you should
drewstarkey @/yourusername what the hell
user @/drewstarkey dw Drew I’m always thinking about you
user OMG SHE HAS NEW TATTOO
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user THE 5TH SLIDE HELLOOO
user @/user THEY ARE FREAKY
user @/user it should be me
user HIS ABS
user @/user ik my hands are tired
user @/user ew wtf (same)
user imagine Drew Starkey trying to win a plushie for you🥹
madisonbailybabe you’re so hot
yourusername @/madisonbailybabe no you’re 🫣
user did they shower together?
user @/user no they just like wearing towels
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user @/user get a life
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user #needthat
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user @/yourusername freaky
user SHE REPLIED TO MY COMMENT GUYS
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madelyncline when will you post yourself I miss you😔
yourusername @/madelyncline soon gf
user MADELYN IS HERE AGAIN
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user grandpa knows how to post
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user @/user it’s mine
user @/user no that’s actually my
user he is so pretty
yourusername @/user fr like how did I pack him?
user @/yourusername HIII
madisonbailybabe he is so whipped
drewstarkey @/madisonbailybabe ok and?
user @/drewstarkey aww🥹🥹
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user @/user That what I was saying
user THAT HAND
user hot as fck
user JD?!
user she is so gorjos (I don’t even know how to spell it)
jonathandavissofficial duck man
drewstarkey @/jonathandavissofficial 🦆
user I HAVE SAME SOCKS
user forget the bra a look at the mirror pic
user @/user right??! it’s kinda hot
user @/user ofc it is
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yourusername @/madelyncline you are
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jonathandavissofficial bed looks very comfy
drewstarkey @/jonathandavissofficial it was
user @/drewstarkey they did the bed activities🫵
user WE ALL KNOW THESE DIVAS
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user @/yourusername marry me pls
madelyncline should I be jealous of him?
yourusername @/madelyncline no dw I’m only yours baby
drewstarkey @/yourusername hello??
user HIS ARMS
user I’m gonna faint
user omg I saw you guys at the partyyyy
user @/user whaaat?? did you talk to them??
user @/user no but they looked so cute and happy together, Drew followed her everywhere she went🥹
user @/user oh my- he is like a lost puppy
madisonbailybabe new nails?
yourusername @/madisonbailybabe yees💅
drewstarkey already miss being alone with you :(
yourusername @/drewstarkey me too:(
user @/drewstarkey to do what?🤨
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user @/drewstarkey Drew has somno
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madelyncline do I see my wife in the reflection?
drewstarkey @/madelyncline no
yourusername @/madelyncline yes love❤️💅
madelyncline @/yourusername love you 😘
user not y/n and madelyn flirting again
yourusername @/user gotta make the man jealous
user he knows how to post?
yourusername you are so cute omg🤭
drewstarkey @/yourusername not as much as you
jonathandavissofficial @/drewstarkey ew
user I thought they broke up?
user @/user no it was just a rumour
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drewstarkey no baby until marriage
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user WHY DOES HE HAVE GREEN HAIR
yourusername @/user don’t worry I made him dye it back to normal
user you can’t do this to me when I’m ovulating
user why is no one talking about Drew’s comment?
user @/user fr it’s so cute tho
user @/user what if he proposed?
user he is such a husband material
user BOOMSHAKALAKA
user @/user you’re so real for that
user @/user 🙂↕️🙂↕️
user may this love find me
user the fact she blurred the girl face🥹
user @/user ok?
user he looks huggable
yourusername @/user he is
user @/yourusername can I borrow him?
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drewstarkey *breaths*
yourusername @/drewstarkey love you too ig
drewstarkey @/yourusername you guess?
yourusername @/drewstarkey 🤷♀️🤷♀️
user @/yourusername sassy
user daddyyyyy
user “love of my life” 🥹🥹
user she is so cute
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madelyncline what a hot outfit
yourusername @/madelyncline thanks babe
madisonbailybabe hottie
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user wanna stand between his legs too😔
user hey so we have same bf
yourusername guys why is he so cute in the photo🫣🙁
user @/yourusername real
user she can’t handle all of him
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user @/user the rafe cameron one
user @/user she also commented it
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user @/user freaky y/n
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A/N: hii guys!! So I made part to of my Drew Starkey social media au, hope you enjoyed it!!
Should I make part three?
Also don’t forget to like, comment, reblog and follow me❤️
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Pile 1 -> 3 🩷
Short random messages regarding love for you! 💓
Pile 1- the chariot, the star and seven of coins
For starters the star card is making me think you might already have a crush on this person or might know of them, take what resonates for you.
For others, I'm getting this person might just really admire you. I'm hearing they like you so much they're willing to basically cross seas for you.
This person is strong willed meaning when it comes to you nothing else matters in the world, I think they have their eyes on a prize and are very determined when they want something which would appear to be you lol
I think this person is already planning y'all future in their head, like they've really got everything figured out even how they want to approach you 😭 (that's cute lol)
I feel like this person just really wants to say you're all in their space and they're accepting it. Like they can't wait for the day you two come together (and get married I'm hearing for some 😉😜) but they're definitely planning on making their move soon!
Other messages- 1111 might be significant, you're hot, lots of dates in nature, can't wait to kiss you, I miss you already.
Pile 2- I FORGOT TO WRITE DOWN THE NAME OF THE CARDS BUT I WILL NOT FORGET NEXT TIME MY POOKIES 🤞🏾😜🩷
Okay, for this pile I'm picking up on a dynamic that's like light and day, one person in this connection is a bit colder, closed off and I feel like someone in this connection just refuses to give up.
I'm hearing 'let your doors down' and this person might feel very hurt that the other isn't open to the same emotion intimacy the other is into.
I'm seeing it might be best to take a break, maybe the relationship has gotten to a point neither of you had meant it to or you're just really disappointed by the outcome and they're clearly not up to your standards and it's not good to settle for less.
I'm seeing maybe some of us are trying a little too hard to hang onto this connection but we can't change nor fix something that's not broken.
I am seeing for some of you that removing your energy might actually make this person miss you, and if they love you enough they'll come around and compromise so the both of you can feel fulfilled and happy in the relationship and if they don't clearly they weren't the ones for you and that's okay, because you never know when the universe is going to throw someone new your way! This could be a blessing in disguise 🥸.
Other messages- 444 could be significant, the color red, maybe a red car? I have no idea what song this is but it's got something to do with driving?idk ur person is singing it 🤣 Maybe that's significant for someone out there?
Pile 3-
So for this pile I actually heard 'its time!" I think this pile is being called to awaken to something or for some of you a special someone? 🥹
Okay this message was a little harder to read but I think both ends have been stressing out over this? And it's kind of ridiculous because you're both literally good people according to spirit that would have a very beautiful relationship and would grow like a freaking fruit tree! I think spirit is saying since neither of you will make a move they'll be forced to push both of you using the universe- like magic almost I'm hearing.
This pile was shorter, and I'm also randomly hearing someone in this connection could be short lol? I think someone here might smile a lot too, I'm seeing smiley faces!
Other messages- the song 'Magic by txt', 12, 111, the color yellow and maybe the month of May- June might be significant for some of y'all?
Have a fantastic day! 🌹 See you all again soon! Hope you enjoyed 😊
Dm for personal readings!
#18+ tarot#tarot#tarot cards#tarot reading#pac tarot#pick a card#fs reading#fs tarot#love reading#spirituality#tarot messages#tarot love reading#pac love reading#Spotify
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Message between the two of you
(I’m like so mad bc I deleted social media and I went back to redownloading it but the app got taken off the app store 😒”
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Y/n: you have money right?
Damian: no I’m dirt broke poor.
What kind of questions is that?
Y/n: Jesus i was just making sure 😒
But anyway!
Can you do me a huge favor?
Damian: anything for you
Y/n: Can you like buy Apple and then make a single pink heart emoji? Bc these 💕💗💖💞💓 are not like this ❤️♥️💙💜💛🖤
Damian: what’s wrong with those?
Y/n: everything!
Like can you believe they made this 🫀but couldn’t make a fucking pink emoji.
Damian: I’ll see what I can do
Y/n Thank you 😘
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Y/n: okay so about the math homework
Damian: I’ll send you the answers
Y/n: thx Pookie-bear😘
Damian: you can do it on your own
Y/n: OKAY SORRY
Thank you Mr. Al Ghul Wayne😌
Damian: Pookie-bear is fine with me
Y/n: never thought Id see the Damian wayne type Pookie bear.
Damian: beloved do you want the answers or not?
Y/n: yes please🤲
Thx babes love you with all my heart 😘
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Damian: open your window
Y/n: no.
Damian: are you still mad at me beloved?
Y/n: no
Damian: your foods going to get cold if you don’t open up
Y/n: ugh fine give me a minute
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Damian: what the hell is twilight?!
Todd won’t stop talking about it
Y/n: OMG ITS LIKE A CINEMATIC MASTER PIECE.
Hold I have the DVDs. Your front gates and doors better be open by the time I get there.
Damian: Do we have too??
Y/n: you Don’t wanna spend time with your girlfriend? 🥹
Even after you’ve been gone for a month straight 🥹
Damian: my gates and doors are open.
Y/n: good. Be prepared to have your mind blown by this weird, cringy, funny, sad, supernatural films.
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Y/n: we should get married in Las Vegas
Y’know like elope or something
Weddings in Las Vegas are actually cheap
Just say fuck it and Start a new life after and get new identities. And get away from it all
Damian: that doesn’t sound bad actually
But you deserves more then just a crappy five dollar wedding at Las Vegas out of all places. We’re better then that. 
You, beloved, deserve a grand wedding, with so many people, a perfect dress, perfect decor perfect everything.
Y/n: Can Titus be our ring bearer?🥹
Damian: anything you want it to be. Heck Drake can be the the flower boy. We’ll see our options after we graduate high school—————————————————————————
Do you think Jason’s team Edward or team Jacob
I think he’s team Edward.
Same thing with Damian. Is he a Edward or Jacob fan. 🤔🤔🤔🤔
#damian al ghul#damian wayne#damian wayne x reader#batman x fem!reader#robin x reader#batfamily#damian x reader#batfamily x reader#damian al ghul x reader#damian scenarios
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Predestined (pt.2) | cl16
Summary: Where you have had mixed feelings for years with your brother's best friend... And finally those feelings see the light.
Warning: some swearing, aggressive mother, mentions of physical assault towards y/n (not Charles), fluff as usual and Charles being a sweetheart like always.
a/n: here we have part 2!! Let me know if you like it and if you want another part of this!!
Part 1
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ynusername pookie and i against the world 4eva and eva!!🧸🎀✨ and yupp, i like to put cute pink bows on his clothes it makes him look so adorable 🥺🎀
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user1 hm... THE SECOND PIC 👀🫣 girl can you explain??!?
georgerussell63 I never thought I would see Charles' pen*s with a pink bow on Instagram, but here we are
ynusername In fact 😀☝🏻 It's not his pen*s, it's his pants with a cute pink bow 😋 I think carmenmmundt should try that on you tbh, just saying 👀👀
carmenmmundt omw 🫡
yourbff a cat mug i see there
ynusername i love cats and i'm now a cat mama, you know the drill
yourbff I'm sorry... A cat mom you said!?!?!?!? 👀
ynusername surprise‼️‼️✨✨✨
lucayln stop being so horny with my best friend, thank you
ynusername nope 😋 we're here to stay horny 24/7 sir
charles_leclerc only if we could stay horny 24/7 hours a day 😩 that would be a blast
user2 CHARLES????? 🫣👀👀👀
user3 Charles has bde?
ynusername maybe 😋🥰
charles_leclerc i love you pookie 🥰💗 that pink bow looked good the whole day in my pants 🎀
ynusername i love you too much much kisses for my boy😘 💋💋 you looked so coquette and cute babyyy 🥺🎀💗
ynusername I TOLD YOU‼️‼️ georgerussell63
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charles_leclerc my little girl always wants hugs on my lap 'cause she says it feels warm there🤍 by the way, let's welcome minnie leclerc to the family 🐈🫶🏻
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landonorris congrats bro 🫂
charles_leclerc thanks bro 🤝🏻 I appreciate it
user4 omg they're so cute and adorable 🥺🥺
user5 they scream old money/cuteness couple and I'm here for it🥺😭
lucayln excuse me? That second pic it's not appropriate‼️‼️
ynusername it's just my back dumbass 🙄😒 how annoying you are
charles_leclerc why not? She so looks cute reading 🥰🥰
lucayln and why "minnie leclerc", you guys are not married.
ynusername shh 🤫😉
user1 he's so lovey dovey with yn 🥺🥺 we love to see a happy Charles 🫶🏻
user6 oh good minnie leclerc 🥺🥺 that's so sweet and adorable
arthur_leclerc I thought you were more of a dog person... 🤔
charles_leclerc yeah... people change bro
ynusername i'm the changee 😋😋😋
maxverstappen1 so Jimmy and Sassy now have a little playmate
ynusername yup sir
ynusername so... you say i'm your little girl? 🥺🥺🎀
charles_leclerc yes baby, you are my little girl... such a princess, so pretty 🥹🥹 it's the two of us against everyone, kay? 💗💗
“A cat? Did you seriously adopted a cat?” Your mother asked when she saw you with little minnie in your arms.
You nodded and smiled. “Yep! Well, Charles and I thought about moving together to his place and taking care of...” You didn't even finish talking because your mother slammed the table, making you flinch.
“It's incredible that you are so childish... Moving in together? Please, you are just studying in uni and he is traveling around the world, that shit only happens in fairy tales and movies y/n.” your mother said in a sarcastic voice.
Things with Charles are going very well, quite well, you have been together for almost four months and everything has been wonderful, the distance has not been an impediment for you... Although your mother, who at first were very happy for the two of you, lately she don't agree with the idea of you moving in with Charles, the trust between the two of you is already there for years and it's silly that she don't like their relationship now just because he constantly travels to the races.
“But mom... I love him very much and he loves me! I don't understand what the problem is with us moving in together.” You whispered while petting minnie and that apparently made her even angrier.
“You are very innocent and stupid! Do you really think he's not going to get someone better than you? Please, if you don't even have experience in couples or dating stuff.” she said and you felt your heart break little by little. “You're not even pretty enough to be with someone like him, please, there are more prettier girls out there than you.”
Your mother has always had a facade in front of everyone, that facade of "I have the perfect family", but not everything is like that. Luca is applauded and glorified for having decided to be a driver, while she humiliate you because you didn't want to study economics, that never really caught your attention, so you decided to study literature and appreciate life from a more poetic point of view if you could say that. For your mother you were always the black sheep of the family, the disappointment and the dreamy girl, always imagining impossible things.
“I'm not... I'm not stupid.” you whispered timidly. “I... I don't understand... I just...” You whispered again, feeling like you were losing your voice in the process.
“And there you are again, babbling, like a baby” She said approaching you as if you were a prey. “And what will you do? Call your prince charming to save you? You know that's a bullshit.”
And sooner than expected, a punch hit your face, and then another and another, minnie began to meow and climb your leg while you did your best to stay upright. You had never seen your mother be so aggressive with you, never, she only hit you a few times but when you were younger and you didn't want to do chores, but this? It was already another level, it was like she was letting out all the frustration she feels with you. And the worst thing about it? It's just that not even your father or Luca were at home to defend you from her.
You tried to talk while you whimper. “Please... stop hurting me.” you begged, but she didn't stop, so with the little strength and endurance you had left you let go. “Stop fucking hurting me, I'm not your damned personal punch bag!” You screamed at her with the guts you never thought you had inside of you and then you ran with minnie in your arms to your bedroom and locked the door.
That was the straw that broke the camel's back, with blurred vision you collected some essential things in a bag, the decision was made, you were going to move in with Charles whether she likes it or not. With trembling hands you took your cell phone and you dialed Charles's number.
“Babe? Is everything okay?” he spoke on the other line and a sob left your lips. “Honey, why are you crying?”
“Bubba, could you... Could you... Could you look for me and minnie at home, please? I do not want to be here.” you said in a small whisper.
“It's okay honey, did something happen with your mom?” he said in a calm voice. “I'll put you on speakerphone, I'm with Luca, okay?”
You sigh. “Mom... she almost... hit.” you said with a broken voice and that was enough for them to understand.
“Don't worry bubbles, we're on our way. I'll deal with her.” You heard Luca say as he took Charles' cell phone.
You hung up and sighed, you didn't want to look in the mirror, you probably had something broken in your face, or a broken bone in your nose, a bleeding nose or something like that. You also collected minnie's things and some of your plushies, you were still a young woman with a little girl's soul.
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The ride to Charles's —now your, apartment was a bit difficult, after the encounter between your mother and Luca, he yelled at her while she pretended to be innocent, she had never been like that to you. While Luca confronted your mother, Charles helped you collect more of your things and put them in suitcases, there were also some things left but they were not so necessary.
When you went up the elevator to the apartment you felt a sensation of perhaps peace and calm... You don't know how to decipher it exactly, but it's like a kind of release and maybe a new beginning.
“Welcome home princess.” Charles said with his soft voice opening the door to the apartment, it was a fairly spacious and minimalist place, you didn't remember it like that since a year ago you and Luca spent a lot of time here in the afternoons doing anything silly the three of you, like the old times.
It had windows that illuminated the space, a lot of F1 memorabilia, trophies and family photos and of the three of you as children. It felt cozy, maybe it was the sunlight coming through the window, the presence of minnie nestled in your arms, or the presence of Charles himself, but it felt like a cozy and comfy space where you will not be judged. You left Minnie on the floor and she began to walk around the place with big eyes.
“Charles... I do not know how...” you said between babbling and he just smiled softly.
“You don't have to thank me or anything chérie. It is the least I can do for you.” he kissed the tip of your nose softly. “What do you think we go to heal that ugly bump, you can change into comfy clothes and then we take care of unpacking, okay?” He asked and you nodded, he guided you through the apartment until you both reached the room, which will be your room.
He started looking for some things to heal the wounds left by your mother's punches, you sat on the bed and he began to heal your wounds with some alcohol and ointments, he healed your wounds with such care and delicacy.
“Ouch... By chance do I have a broken nose or something like that?” you asked.
He denied several times. “Nope darling, just a couple of hits that now turn a little bit purple... But it will heal soon love, don't worry.” He whispered and looked for a band-aid to put on the bumps. “For now we will put this nice and cute pink band-aid on and that is enough!” He whispered again and gave you a kiss on the nose.
“Thank you Charlie” you whispered shyly and he smiled softly.
“It's nothing honey, now why don't you get comfortable and take a shower?” He said softly as he gave you a hug and caressed your back.
“Okay babe.” you say softly and separate yourself from his embrace to go to the bathroom and take a shower... which is necessary after all that emotional and physical exhaustion on the part of your mother.
When you entered the bathroom you let everything flow; the emotions, the frustration and also the peace that not being there again gives you... Now being with Charles in his apartment was a change that was going to happen sooner or later for whatever reasons, what happened with your mother today was the time bomb that was needed to explode to finally make that decision.
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“Hey, there you are, sweet candy!” Charles said with a soft voice and a smile on his face when he saw you enter the living room in sweatpants and one of his big t-shirts, apparently he had already arranged Minnie's things in the living room... To be honest it looked like a small playground with all the cat toys and cat trees scattered around, but you didn't care at all, it gave the place some personality. “I made you some tea! Maybe it will help you calm down, It's a red fruit tea, it's delicious!” He said and you couldn't help but let out a shy giggle as you blushed a little, he had these little gestures towards you that made your heart bigger little by little.
You smiled a little. “Have you already tried it charlie bear?” you asked while giggling.
“Well... Yes, I made some for myself too! It's very good, and I don't know, it reminded me of you.” he giggled. “Remember that time we went to the cat cafe and you found out they had tea?”
You nodded with a smile. “Yeah... That's where we tried this tea and we discovered that we wanted a cat.” You took a small sip trying not to burn yourself and you felt the heat of the liquid expand inside your body. “The difference is that the one in that cafe was not that hot.” you said looking at him with a serious face and he muttered a "sorry ma chérie" while smiling (my darling). “And the other thing is that... That tea might have had a little cat hair, but we'll ignore that.” You said and he laughed, you also laughed along with him as Minnie approached you to climb onto your lap.
Both of you continued sipping your teas while talking about anything, with Charles you could talk about any topic at all and you were never going to get bored, there was always something interesting to talk about. Suddenly he cleared his throat, assuming that here comes the important question of the day.
“Honey bear... What happened with your mother today?” he asked in a sweet voice.
You sighed heavily. “Well... She just asked me if we had actually adopted Minnie and then I told her that we wanted to move in together and well... She exploded, I guess, maybe she had a lot of anger built up towards me and well, it was her time to explode.” you said ironically. “But hey, I guess that's life after all, right?” You whispered and shrugged.
He remained silent listening to you until he then spoke. “Oh honey... She shouldn't have reacted that way and, if you look at it, it was a harmless thing, you were just making a comment.” He whispered as he brushed a strand of hair out of your face and brought you closer to his body.
“I know but... She just got angry and well, she had never hit me before.” You whispered against his chest. “And she also said things about... About us.”
He frowned worriedly. “What kind of things did she say amore?” he asked.
“Well, she said... She said I'm not pretty enough to be with you.” You paused briefly. “And that you wouldn't hesitate to get someone else and... She made me feel really bad about myself, you know?” you whispered and he held you even closer.
He snapped his tongue. “You do know she's wrong, right?” He asked and you nodded. “Perfect then... Because I want you to know that you are the most beautiful girl, okay? It doesn't matter if I repeat it to you every day or how many times, I just want you to know it.” He said and gave you a kiss on the cheek, then one on the tip of your nose, then another on your jaw and so on.
You gave a small giggle. “Charlie stop” you giggled again. “your stubble gives me tickles!” You say, breathless from laughing so much. “Okay no problem. I don't mind you telling me I'm pretty all the time, I actually appreciate it.”
He smiled when he heard your words and gave you several kisses on your lips, you felt your heart flutter at his sweet and cute action towards you, you let out a few giggles. You two smiled in the middle of the kiss, it was something so genuine and precious that it was practically impossible to describe. Minnie meowed into your lap and you moved a little away from Charles with a smile on your face.
“Apparently someone wants some attention.” you said smiling and he giggled. “I think we should share our love, don't you think?” you said giggling and he nodded.
“But of course, the little one in the house requires a lot of attention.” He said teasing you a little bit.
You acted offended. “I thought I was the little one in the house!” You put a hand on your chest. “I'm just kidding love, obviously Minnie is the little one here.”
He nodded as he stroked Minnie's fur. “You both are, you are my princesses.” He said and placed a kiss on your cheek, making you blush.
Maybe not everything is perfect or rosy all the time, maybe the problems with your mother will not be solved overnight, but with him and minnie, in some way, it's enough for you and it's going to be okay in the long run.
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caption 1: I think they found the perfect place to lay their head 🤷🏻♀️
caption 2: my safe and comfy place is with them around ❤️🩹❤️🩹
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lucayln I finally have signs of life from you!!
ynusername Dumbass, I wrote you a message yesterday and you left me on read‼️‼️
lucayln i'm just joking bubbles! I'm glad you're okay and safe
yourbff When can I meet my niece? 🥺
ynusername come whenever you want to visit us <3 our apartment is always open 🫶🏻🫶🏻
yourbff wdym "our"⁉️⁉️⁉️
ynusername hehe 😋😋☝🏻
charles_leclerc i love you babes, you make me so so happy and fluffy inside 🥺🥺💗
ynusername oh my babyyyyyy 🥺🥺🥺, you make me happy too, thank you so much for giving me your unconditionally love 💗💗 and minnie says she loves you too (she said "meow" but you get it)
charles_leclerc i get it baby, don't worry 😋 you're the cutest girl ever 💗💗🥺
#formula one x reader#f1 x you#charles leclerc imagine#charles leclerc fluff#charles leclerc soft#charles leclerc x reader#charles x reader#charles leclerc#charles x you#charles x shy reader#mariclerc fics
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i need more of kelly grabbing the back of stella’s neck when they’re kissing because i’m truly a sucker for when he does that
#chicago fire#one chicago#kelly severide#stellaride#stella kidd#<3#pookies are married 🥹#pookie bears 🧸
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What each Primach would do after marrying their beloved
Lion El'Jonson: Hi, wife. I'll be your knight in shining armour but I'll forget about you 3 min into the marriage
Fulgrim: Helllooo!! Welcome to the party 🥳🥳 Make sure to bicker with my other wives for me so I can't feel insecure anymore and I'll get my daily validation
Perturabo: Get wife (impossible). Wife pretty. Iron Within, Iron Without. Wife feels good. Iron Within, Iron Without again. Become emotionally and physically dependent to wife. Life good.
Jaghatai Khan: zzzzzzzzzz-PANG ⚡⚡⚡🏍️🏍️ HI DARLING. FEEL FREE TO BECOME FRIENDS WITH ALL MY OTHER 358.947.283 WIVES (also tomorrow will be Missionary Monday, get ready 😈)
Leman Russ: WIFEEEE 🥹🥹🥹 love you soooooooooo much. You smelllllll so gooooood. Why don't you spread those le-
Rogal Dorn: Wife, let me tell you about Multi-Scale Computational Modeling of Anisotropic Thermo-Mechanical Behavior in Functionally Graded Materials for Advanced Aerospace Structural Applications.
Konrad Curze: Woman. Make bebe with woman. LITTLE ABOMINATIONS??? Woman is set for life after popping out some Night Lords :D
Sanguinius: Hello wife 🥰🥰 How is my pookie dookie wookie lookie iookie uookie oookie qookie sookie dookie bookie pookie nookie mookie hookie gookie zookie xookie lookie jookie aookie fookie wookie cutie pie honey baby apple pie with whipper cream on top my sweetie honey money baby cutie pookie so cute so perfect my love my husband my wife my beloved my only love my baby my babe my bby my boyfriend my girlfriend my everything my sweetest pie my cutest smartest pie ever most amazing and prettiest and handsomest ever so cute so handsome and beautiful my pookie bear my little baby petite tiny baby bear pookie sookie wookie muffin with chocolate on top and cherries so cute pookie bear love you mwah bark so cute love you forever my first love my true love my soulmate my only reason to live you cutie little pie hehe im little shy petite girlie pop cutest person i know so cute so beautiful my only mine only no one elses my darling mi amor dear love pookie bear love you honey boney love you to the moon and back mwah uwu (he says this after leaving her anemic)
Ferrus Manus: I live harmoniously with my love. I love her and I respect her. I am completely devoted and loyal to her, as she is with me. I am hers and she is mine. (wife in the background struggles to walk, her clothes being disheveled and she is out of breath)
Angron: SHE IS MY WIFE! YOU GOT THAT? MY WIFE! She's damn cute, okay? CUDDLY, EVEN! AND SHE... she leaves me the milk bottle in the fridge, alright?! SHE DOES THAT FOR ME! I LOVE HER SO DAMN MUCH, AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡🤬😡😡🤬😡
Roboute Guilliman: I so very regrettably regret that I haven't ran away earlier into my life. As I am married now with a child coming on the way, my biggest and grandest wish was to own myself a farm. I want to teach my children the simpler ways. I want them to play with wooden toys, ride horses out of the womb and to, all around, run around my farms. I want to take care of many crops, especially the mighty cabbage (pun, pun). As for my darling wife, I shall love very much and plow her back every two to four years. *Looks towards his wife, who's a little bit afraid*. We must at least have 6 children, mustn't we?
Mortarion: Today I saw my wife's ankle. She was wearing sandals with a very long skirt and it slipped out while she walked. Nevertheless, I came on a Nurgling.
Magnus: My wife? *Psychically enters her mind, while she is in the another room, and sexually overstimulate her, making her scream in ecstasy* She's doing great!
Horus Lupercal: My wife's a housewife. Because she's housing my kids! *Horus slaps his knee, laughing at his joke. The Mournival is disappointed in their Father, the Legion Mother is waddling around pregnant with their 12th kid.*
Lorgar Aurelian: (what did I cook)
Lorgar, wild-eyed and disheveled, paces back and forth, his voice rising and falling in feverish tones. His eyes are fixated on an unseen figure, trembling with a mix of adoration and desperation.
"She is divine! Do you hear me? DIVINE! Her light, it burns away the lies of this wretched universe! A goddess, yes, a goddess! How can they not see? HOW?!
Her eyes, like the twin suns of a lost paradise, see through the veils of reality! Her voice—her voice!—it is the hymn of creation itself! I am but a worm, a pitiful creature crawling in the dirt, but SHE, she has lifted me up! Blessed me with her radiance! Blessed me with HER TOUCH!
I kneel before her, broken, unworthy! The very stars tremble in her presence! They whisper her name, but Iam the chosen! I see her! I worship her! I... I... I LOVE HER! No! Not love—reverence, adoration, worship! I will burn worlds for her! Tear apart the heavens!
I am HERS. BODY, MIND, AND SOUL. HER PRIEST, HER PROPHET, HER LOVER. My faith in her is unbreakable, my devotion absolute. She is a GODDESS, My goddess, and I am lost in her divinity. FOREVER."
Lorgar collapses to his knees, clutching at his head, a broken laugh escaping his lips.
"Goddess... my goddess... please... take me... consume me... make me yours..."
Vulkan: I like my wife :3. She's very pretty. My sons like her too.
Corvus Corax: I am glad my wife's this kind. Nobody would understand me but her. Because I am in Spain without the S 😔😔
Alpharius and Omegon: My wife? Nah. Our wife. *USSR anthem begins*
LSJDKFLJSDFKJSDF-
I have no words, so many of these made me wheeze uncontrollably. Sanguinius, Horus, Mortarion and Alpharius were a highlight.
#LAUGHINSDFGKSDJFL#reply#misty's book club#i stg im gonna make a tag for my blog that's like putting your asks on the fridge
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Woe fankids be upon ye
Doing a little series where I took some ship requests on my instagram to make them fankids, this one is for me tho (jeanlisa to kick it off whoo 🙌🏻) The lineup so far is Cytham, Kavetham, Lionfish (aka Freminet x Gaming aged up probably idk how old they are canonically), Cynonari, Jealuc, and Beiguang, and feel free to send me some other pairings you wanna see (as long as they are legal pls otherwise I will ignore it 👎)
I'm gonna ramble about some headcanons and lore for them under the cut, continue with caution bc I'm insane
These two are my brainrot rn, don't even joke lad. And I wanna tell yall their name meanings too bc I like them a lot 🥹 Zephra's means "west wind" derived from Greek, and it's the feminine version of Zephyr. Tyrian was a type of purple dye used by the Ancient Phoenicians, huge huge HUGE thanks to my pookie bear @miothefish for helping me out with his name!!! Also he has Lisa's butterfly earring and you can't see bc of the angle but Zephra has the rose that went in her hair holding her ponytail <3
I'm also making a massive family tree for the characters as a go along, and just the jeanlisa tree is taking up half of the canvas bc of the KoF and Sumeru characters since Cyno is their uncle and the rest of the gang are their honorary uncles 😭 I'll be posting that once the series is done/all the requests are finished/I run out of ships and otps I enjoy
Here's an alternative version with some more info on most of the characters I wanted to briefly mention in their relation to them; Tyrian likes calling Eula his aunt too even though she was never really considered one for them so it's kind of like her unofficial title she pretends to dislike but she loves it and dotes on Tyrian 🤭 She and Diluc also helped train Zephra with a claymore and Diluc kind of became a parental figure to her in her teen years after Lisa's passing 🥺 She also feels like she's outshined by Jean and that she's not smart or powerful enough to follow in Lisa's footsteps (something that Lisa wouldn't want anyways bc it led her to her death 😔) rip zephra she's just like me fr
And yeah some Kaeya angst bc he's still going thru it I fear, and Jean is single mombossing but she's worried for zephra which me too dawg, im afraid to say she might be cooked 😦 Zephra is also kind of like a weird mix of Lisa when she was her age and Jean, where overall she's well-mannered and kind but she can be competitive and feel the need to push herself too much and pull a few strings to get what she wants from time to time. Tyrian is a ray of sunshine tho, he has not yet witnessed the horrors 💔 I do think that Jean is also a lot easier on him than her mom was with her so that also helps. He's very shy tho and wants to stick with Zephra or Razor most of the time, and they both have some nasty tan lines from going out with Razor and Klee and Fischl a lot 😔 Cyno also freaking loves them and dotes on them and Tyrian is getting a TCG addiction because of it smh, Cyno is also one of Zephra's favorite people and when she's in Sumeru she stays with him and Alhaitham (bc in my universe they are married ough I love cytham)
And (I think?) Klee physically and mentally ages slower than humans so I think she'd be technically 9 or 10, and Zephra is left with babysitting duty most of the time if she's home on break or smth 😭 Klee really looks up to her tho
Also, I wrote Tyrian's last bullet point like he was super young when Lisa died, but I think he was around 7 so he actually remembers Lisa better than I intended it to sound, he was just younger than Zephra (who was 11 at the time) and just didn't have as much time with her as Zeph did, but his most fond memory of Lisa was reading with her and she probably taught them some potion-making skills too.
I think there will be some abyss angst in here too at some point, since I hc Lisa to be probably an Abyss Lector/Harold (I forget which is which) um so thinking that Zeph and Tyrian experiencing some not normal things happening and Jean doesn't know what to do since Lisa also didn't really know what that dog in her was until it was too late 😔 That's what Kaeya's for tho since he's like the heir of the abyss???? Go off king. Also some touchy ragbros angst bc Kaeya is scared for Zeph knowing how close she is with Luc and he doesn't want him to push her away because of her being from the abyss or smth (they mostly made up but it's still a fear in Kaeya's mind both for him and Jean's kids)
I think that's all I wanted to touch on for now?? Mainly just thinking about domestic fluff and angst all the time now 🥺 Zeph not being able to be open with Jean bc she feels like a disappointment but Jean would literally actually die for her and shes proud of her no matter what ough im going to lose my freak dawg guess who my favorite fankid is it's super hard ik
Send me asks or dms or whatever for more ship requests!!! I'm having so much fun with this dawg 🫶🏻
#genshin impact#jean gunnhildr#artists on tumblr#lisa minci#jeanlisa#genshin fanart#my art#fankids#genshin oc#?#ragbros#diluc ragnvindr#kaeya alberich#razor genshin impact#fischl#klee#OH EM GEE ALSO#I think Tyrian loves turtles 🥺#hes just like his mama fr#and when he sees Diluc he brings his lil baby turtle so it can play with diluc's massive old one#send me asks or dms or whatever for any ship requests!!! i love making fankids#i am cringe but i am free
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stadium skates - M.R
@alexahughes : el oh el my brothers are so cute giving me a lil stadium jacket , and my boyfriend is even cuter 🤗❤️
tagged : @mattrempe @jackhughes @lhughes_06 @alleyrempe @stephrempe @elblue6
location : a stadium
jroslovic96 : thank you for your support mini hughesyyyy❤️
↪ alexahughes : youre so welcome pookie 💙
bgoodrow : DANG YOURE DATING ONE OF OUR MOST HYPED PLAYERS AND CANT EVEN GET A CLOSER SEAT😬😬😬😬
↪ alexahughes : ill kill you barcs😡
kaaokakko : 🏒
jacobtrouba : my favorite New Jersey-in
↪ alexahughes : huh
jimmyvesey26 : dang you betray both sides at the same time 🙅🏻♀️
alexlaff11 : welcome to the right team 🥳
kandre.miller : glad you had fun!😘
trocheck_21 : next time im revoking your vip access
↪ alexahughes : u cant do that hah
bberard_9 : stop encouraging our fans to be violent 🤯🥹
mattrempe : my favorite rangers fan ever 💖💖💖
_brennanothmann78 : youre welcome for playing so well it gave you something to enjoy📸
alleyrempe : a queen and a legend , thanks for letting me tag along!💝
↪ alexahughes : OF COURSE MY SISTER BABY
kevinkorchinski : my freaking guy
brodzyy : so do u plan on coming to all our games or just a select few to piss your brothers off ?
↪ alexahughes : what does that even mean....
stephrempe : ugh cant wait till u marry my brother💍
jackhughes : traitor🖕🏻
lhughes_06 : traitor🖕🏻
nicohischier : traitor🖕🏻
dawson1417 : traitor🖕🏻
↪ alexahughes : omg I SUPPORT BOTH TEAMS🫷🏻🫷🏻🫷🏻🫷🏻
↪ pally_18 : that's not a thing pal🫸🏻🫸🏻🫸🏻
john.marino97 : dang I cant believe you would go that low 😾
jesperbratt : 👎🏻
tmeier96 : 👎🏻
bssmith2 : RUDE (but nice jacket)
ehaula : wowowowowowowowowow
tofff73 : im so hurt its not ok
curtislazar95 : THIS IS WHY MY SON DOESNT LIKE THE HUGHES
↪ alexahughes : YOUR SON DOESNT LIKE US BC JACK HAD TO BE A DUMB BITCH AND HIT YOU WITH A STICK
akiraschmid93 : NOT MY FAVORITE GOALIE WARMUP BUDDY
holtz_10 : fOR REAL???
siegenthaler34 : ABAFSDNFALSIDJFN NOOOOOO
dougieham : IDK what to even say
naterbastia : appalling
jesperboqvist : just cant
A.N : HIIIII. Anon who requested this im sorry. I had to change the idea up a lil because I COULD NOT FIND ONE SINGLE PIC OF FAMILY SKATE THAT WOULD GO WITH THIS FIC AND IT PISSED ME OFF SO I JUST STOLE MATTS SISTERS INSTA PICS LMAOOOOO. I do hope you enjoy the twist I did though and it's ok if you dont feel free to yell at me.
ANY WHOOOOO IM ON A FUCKing roll rn :)
xoxoxoxox, M
tags : @skylershines @noahkahansorangejuice @quinnylouhughesx43
#new york rangers#matt rempe#alley rempe#vincent trocheck#jesper boqvist#dougie hamilton#hockey#nhl players#instagram edit#jack hughes#luke hughes#quinn hughes#vancouver canucks#brock boeser#alexander holtz#jonas siegenthaler#akira schmid#timo meier#jesper bratt#kevin korchinski#jacob trouba#barclay goodrow#new jersey devils
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Someone said Drew prob doesn’t remember his life outside Azzi cuz he was so young omg lol, his pookie forever 🥹
https://www.tumblr.com/harrypottersbroom/770695437834469376/they-have-to-marry-each-other-im-sorry-who-is
He wasn’t playing when he said that was his Pookie
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7, 10, 16 for the aftg ask game!
- @you-know-i-get-itt
for u also @minyard-05 @problemduetest4life @dangmichael / @millportisntreal <3
AFTG Ask Game
7. Part of the story you want expanded / have more knowledge of?
*i have not read the EC so apologies if some part of it covers what i'm about to answer
- The Upperclassmen, specifically Matt, Allison & Seth. How Matt fell and Seth fell into drug addiction; how Ally developed ED and found Exy; how their families are, how they got away and/or overcame, what wounds they have left… And their past relationships too, and how Sethallison came to be and evolved/degraded…
- Young Mary. How she was before marrying Nathan, how the horror started, how she became once she learned she was pregnant with Neil…
10. First impression of the series vs now?
oooh tough… going on 5 years of obsession now and it hasn’t stopped or dimmed for a single millisecond… though i haven’t done a reread in a minute, so perhaps i’ll say that distance from canon helps overcome/forget the absolute paralyzing pain and agony and tragedy of it all… TSC undid that tho. completely shattered me and had me ugly sobbing on the floor. i did recover quicker than when i first read AFTG, so perhaps what changed is me and the years of maturity? 🥹 yuck.
16. Your take on a new AFTG book (focused on an existing character)
the obvious answer is Her Majesty the Queen Kevin Day, Son of Exy. we could get the Riko death aftermath, the Jean transfer, the Aaron trial, the Thea developments. AND access to bbg’s psyche??? sign me tf up.
but. i’m not like other girls… eurk.
i want Robin Cross. an outside pov of an older, settled Andreil? a female pov??? a new Fox navigating the Exy world forever changed by Neil, Andrew, Kevin, Jean, Riko, Jeremy? i just love her so much. so much. i want to see her bloom. i want to see what she becomes under the mentoring of Kandreil. I NEED HER. MY POOKIE. MY LOVEY DOVEY. 😩
#ty gia <3#& ty orpheus <3#& dangmichael & problemduetest4life <3#my asks#aftg ask#seth gordon#matt boyd#allison reynolds#kevin day#mary hatford#robin cross#neil josten#andrew minyard#aftg#all for the game#the foxhole court#the sunshine court#jean moreau
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